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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!