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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What Is Bluetooth?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What's a rapper's favorite candy?

Eminems.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.