Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore