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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Vend Jokes More Vend Jokes

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime