Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What is Eminem's favourite food?

Wraps

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?