Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

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What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

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What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears