Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.
Only one, but it takes nine years.
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Two.
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
A dank statement.
