Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
None, they would rather keep you in the dark!
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
I don't know it's lard to tell.
Salmon
Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Tips waitress*
He looks for the punchline
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
