Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
Everything's gonna be all white.
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
5,6,7,8.
What is a pirate's favourite letter
Eggs get laid only once
With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain
Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
