I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
She was always using fowl language.
At the BP station. (thanks grandma)
We're on our sixth.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
One has parents
To get to the other side
All of them.
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...
I cry whenever I see them.
