How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

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How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dogs tale!

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...