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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What is the Opposite of Palindrom?

NTSCindrom

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)