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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

What's the opposite of ennui?

Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

What is another word for a python?

A mega-bite!

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!