What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back

What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.