Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much