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Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

You are turbanned

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

What is the tallest building in the entire world?

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.