Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

You are turbanned

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much