Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

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Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from.

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What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

What is the tallest building in the entire world?

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.