Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

Previous Random Joke Next

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you call a belt with a clock?

A waist of time.

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!