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Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun