What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

One strike, and they're out.

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.