What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.