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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What is a suicidal person's favorite card game?

Bridge.