Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!