Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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Where do Mathematicians sail?

Indices.

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!