Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

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Why did the mexican push his wife over the bridge?

Tequila

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila