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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.