Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.