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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.