Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.