What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.