What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.