What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.