What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine