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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled