What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Benny. Benny who?

Benny thing happening!

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!