What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Brandy Jokes More Brandy Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!