What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Brandy Jokes More Brandy Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!