How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What did the fisher say to the fishkin?

Catch you later

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena