How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.