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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena