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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?