What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!