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How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What was the lonely chemist looking for?

AgF

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.