How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

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Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.