What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse?

A solar ellipses...

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree