What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A counter spy.

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

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Google maps.

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It has more bark than bite.

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Trees!

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!