What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks?

Incense sticks make scents.

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.