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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin