What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!

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What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

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Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

What rhymes with orange?

No, it doesnt.