What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (: