What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you make apple jelly?

Google maps.

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black