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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?