What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you make apple jelly?

Google maps.

What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake