Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

(Scream) APPLE!!!

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.