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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What! why?

The doctor says "So I can examine you"

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.