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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!