Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.