Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.