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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

Being made comfortable.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.