He had Gaul stones.
He was feeling ruff.
A sturgeon.
The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.
The ultrasound guy
A midwife crisis.
He had a staff infection...
The ultra sound guy.
The ICU (I-see-you!)
I dunno I just fly the drone.....
They found traces of Mercury in him.
An Oncologist
The ultrasound people.!!
Donor Kebab
An Anne-Boleyn-ce.
He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)
A. The Ultrasound Guy
It was feeling a little crumby.
Because he was so full of himself.
An Ambulance Armstrong
It's the one who has knee pads on.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.
Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours
The I see you.
Doctor Dolittle
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
He was a"salted"
Because the stock broker!
In a hambulance.
The ultrasound man.
The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy
The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!
He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
The ICU
To have his ghoul-stones removed.
Because he wasn't peeling very well.
It was an oakward experience.
The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.
The hip replacement guy. /dad
I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
She's the one with the dirty knees.
An Illeagle
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
ICU
If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.
Impatient OC from r/dadjokes
The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning
Because at any moment they could bleet out
In the I.C.U.
In the ICU.
The hospital ran all out of patience
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
To have a CAT scan done.
In a hambulance
Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.
Being made comfortable.
The hip Doctor!
These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!
Hy-Ayy-nas
They use snail Polish.
They tend to be shells of their former selves
If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.
A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
Help me! I've been a-salted!
For the crotch.
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
They always have pecans! (Read aloud)
Nut-thing!....
Take the psychopath!!
The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
