He had Gaul stones.
He was feeling ruff.
A sturgeon.
The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.
The ultrasound guy
A midwife crisis.
He had a staff infection...
The ultra sound guy.
The ICU (I-see-you!)
I dunno I just fly the drone.....
They found traces of Mercury in him.
An Oncologist
The ultrasound people.!!
Donor Kebab
An Anne-Boleyn-ce.
He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)
A. The Ultrasound Guy
It was feeling a little crumby.
Because he was so full of himself.
An Ambulance Armstrong
It's the one who has knee pads on.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.
Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours
The I see you.
Doctor Dolittle
Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!
He was a"salted"
Because the stock broker!
In a hambulance.
The ultrasound man.
The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy
The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!
He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
The ICU
To have his ghoul-stones removed.
Because he wasn't peeling very well.
It was an oakward experience.
The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.
The hip replacement guy. /dad
I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
She's the one with the dirty knees.
An Illeagle
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
ICU
If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.
Impatient OC from r/dadjokes
The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning
Because at any moment they could bleet out
In the I.C.U.
In the ICU.
The hospital ran all out of patience
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
To have a CAT scan done.
In a hambulance
Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.
Being made comfortable.
The hip Doctor!
I'll catch you later!
Because if he goes on air, he'll die.
One less drunk.
Government bonds mature over time and earn money
LMAO
Because it'll run faster.
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Stripey pyjamas!
Space Jammies!
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
Because they are shellfish
Ayyee essay, where are you going
Ebay.
The vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"
There is no cod
