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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

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What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

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How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!