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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed?

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Why does OP never deliver?

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf