Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!!

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

Removed

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.