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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What is censorship?

Removed

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.