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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.