What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Where do you find a five year old with no legs?

Exactly where you left him

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.