What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.