What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old?

Her hips.