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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old?

Her hips.