What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

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What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window