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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.