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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them