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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin