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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.