Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

"Is it mine?"

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.