Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

What would they put on his coffin?

A lid!