Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.