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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.