Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.