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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

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What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character?

Zell, duh!

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

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What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)