What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

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What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

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What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)