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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

There aren't any pictures.

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)