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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

You get a Hyperlink...

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

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Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

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Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)