What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

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Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

Zelda Jokes More Zelda Jokes

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.