What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

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Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Why is everyone impatiently awaiting the new Zelda game?

It's Hylian-ticipated

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How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)