Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

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Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

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How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.