What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)