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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

I j k

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

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What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)