What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.