What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

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What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.