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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad