Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs