Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs