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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!