Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
Because they are planted in the spring!
So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
You stay here. I'll go on a head.
Because it got fired!
Bernie Sanders
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Iceberg
