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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.