Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM