How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.