How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6