How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.