Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.