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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.