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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit