What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!