What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop