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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch.

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How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.