Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.