Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus?

What would you do?

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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What do you call a posh Gym?

James

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.