Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.