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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.