Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training