Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What's my favorite machine at the gym?

The snack machine.

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me