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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What do you call a posh Gym?

James

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning