Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat