The vending machine.
It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.
An exorcist.
The snack machine.
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
Gym.Tan.Laundry.
Because it couldn't be parsed.
To work on his caw strength.
To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me
Air conditioning
Because of all the resistance training
Pretty much the same as anyone else.
Because you already know she'll work out.
To burn some calories.
The Y.
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
The ATM
He wants to get ruff
BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D
And "What's a gym "
Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM
The business plan.
Sasquats
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"
To make sure his cross fit.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Diddly squat
James
Because some relationships don't work out.
Do they not know what a nap is
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.
A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids
Ammon old hand at picking locks!
Because he was logged out!
About two hours.
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Stephen Hawking
A vacant posession.
Bombay.
I1
Parsing HTML with regex.
20 Watts
He works on a cold case.
