The vending machine.
It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.
An exorcist.
The snack machine.
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
Gym.Tan.Laundry.
Because it couldn't be parsed.
To work on his caw strength.
To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me
Air conditioning
Because of all the resistance training
Pretty much the same as anyone else.
Because you already know she'll work out.
To burn some calories.
The Y.
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
The ATM
He wants to get ruff
BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D
And "What's a gym "
Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM
The business plan.
Sasquats
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"
To make sure his cross fit.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Diddly squat
James
Because some relationships don't work out.
Do they not know what a nap is
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Hide in the living room.
Last years hide and seek champion
You get repossessed.
You wouldn't want to get repossessed!
Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
Chicks dig stars.
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!
Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!
You make me hard
Becka the bus is the best place to sit!
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