The vending machine.
It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.
An exorcist.
The snack machine.
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
Gym.Tan.Laundry.
Because it couldn't be parsed.
To work on his caw strength.
To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me
Air conditioning
Because of all the resistance training
Pretty much the same as anyone else.
Because you already know she'll work out.
To burn some calories.
The Y.
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
The ATM
He wants to get ruff
BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D
The business plan.
Sasquats
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
To make sure his cross fit.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Diddly squat
James
Because some relationships don't work out.
Do they not know what a nap is
Because they Pikachu
The New York Mankeys!
A coin!
The eyes, cause they di-late.
They were just 2G's
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Chick to chick!
I1
Grade eh
The first grade.
Remove the vowels in his rack.
Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.