The vending machine.
It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.
An exorcist.
The snack machine.
To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)
Gym.Tan.Laundry.
Because it couldn't be parsed.
To work on his caw strength.
To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me
Air conditioning
Because of all the resistance training
Pretty much the same as anyone else.
Because you already know she'll work out.
To burn some calories.
The Y.
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
The ATM
He wants to get ruff
BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D
And "What's a gym "
Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM
The business plan.
Sasquats
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"
To make sure his cross fit.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Diddly squat
James
Because some relationships don't work out.
Do they not know what a nap is
Third grade
Grade eh
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
A Dell.
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
With his EyePhone
The Antelopes.
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
A poke-mon!
You Pokémon!
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
A Chef of course...
