How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

Who's there! Anderson! Anderson who?

Anderson and daughter came too!

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM