How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5