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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin