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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!