How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"