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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.