How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.