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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

Pretty good

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!