What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

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A condom

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Bunnylingus!

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Sasquats

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And "What's a gym "

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

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Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM