What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5