Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

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How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

Beautiful Woman Jokes More Beautiful Woman Jokes

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.