Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5