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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)