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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)