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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin