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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.