How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)