How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours