How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!