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Impress Jokes

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down