Impress Jokes

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"