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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

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What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM