What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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Fake money they use in prisons.

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

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Lily!

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A Gladiator

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM