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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM