Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What is my dentist's favorite indie band?

Fluoride and the Machine

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

Beautiful Woman Jokes More Beautiful Woman Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.