Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What is my dentist's favorite indie band?

Fluoride and the Machine

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.