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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Pretty much the same as anyone else.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM