What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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Using a pair of Caesars.

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Nothing. She's fine.

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Sasquats

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To work on his caw strength.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.