What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How can a girl make you a millionaire?

If you're already a billionaire.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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What do you call a posh Gym?

James

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!