What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM