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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)