Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

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How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.