Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya