Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What are pupils at ghost schools called?

Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.