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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

Crust Jokes More Crust Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.