What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.