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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

Crust Jokes More Crust Jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.