What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

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What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

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What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.