What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

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Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.