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Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.