Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!