What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle