What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Your plaice or mine'!

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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.