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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.