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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

Accommodating.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.