What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.