What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.