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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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He always breaks the bat.

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She didn't suit his taste!

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He tractor!

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He lost interest.

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He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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It always had some sort of weed on it!