What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.