Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*