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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost