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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.