What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...