What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.