What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.