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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.