Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

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What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!