Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!