Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.