Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il