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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

Usb Jokes More Usb Jokes

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

What country is next to USA?

USB.

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Datum Jokes More Datum Jokes

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

And "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "