Usb Jokes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What country is next to USA?

USB.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

What do you call a bee from US?

USB

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What was the precursor to USB?

USA

How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What goes after USA?

USB.

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How do chickens connect online?

FaceBAWK!

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Where do bees go to the bathroom at?

At the

File Jokes More File Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired