Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.

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What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

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What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was