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Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

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Why is Yoda the worst copilot?

Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

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What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.