Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

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Why was Yoda afraid of seven?

Because six seven eight.

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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What do they call number 17 in black jack?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

9-1-2001