Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)