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Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

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How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

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How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

Nothing! This is real life.

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How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.