Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

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What is Yoda's last name?

Layhehoo

Why was Yoda afraid of seven?

Because six seven eight.

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.