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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

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Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 9, 7 8.

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.