Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....