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What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.