What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

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What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose