What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.