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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.