Decompose Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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Because people are dying to get in.

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Because given enough time it rises

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