Decompose Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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For 2 weeks.

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What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

What is it called when a heavy gambler goes on vacation?

Paradice...

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What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.