Decompose Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What is mozart doing nowadays?

Decomposing

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What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

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What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?

Because he had a Taipei personality.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose