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Accomplish Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What's Canada's favorite board game?

Sorry

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A reproductive organ.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.