Accomplish Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What borders on silly?

Mexico &amp Canada

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.