Decomposing
It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.
I'm not Willie Nelson.
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
Decompose
Decompose.
It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto
Sorry
Pack-it-stan
I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
Signing the legal guardian paperwork
A porpoise.
They both ride bikes and go on missions.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
A reproductive organ.
A screensaver.