Accomplish Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

Why don't midgets like barbecues?

Because the steaks are too high.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

Middle Eastern Jokes More Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.